Sex & Sudoku

She borrowed a newspaper from a heavy set Indian man. She wanted to do Sudoku. She was probably 70 years old. She was with a similarly aged man. I don't know their relation. I sit next to them with my head phones on. I don't think they know I can hear every word they say. She rifles through the newspaper. She becomes upset when she discovers the Sudoku in this particular paper was already finished. That's what you get for using a community newspaper. Her and her counterpart start talking about the amounts of sugar in some food item. Apparently there is only 1 gram. 

“Oh wow that’s good” she says. “1 gram’s good.”  

“Yeah it is.” he replies. 

They go silent, and sit quietly for a moment. He breaks the silence by saying 

“Elizabeth has been coming over lately. It’s been great. She walks into the house and just gets naked. Just takes everything off and sits on the couch. Everything off except her glasses. It's pretty sexy. Then I walk out and she starts sucking my cock, but I don't cum there. She sucks it for a little while and then she stops, and I go get her a beer. Then we go to the bedroom and she makes me cum in there. It's been every Sunday. She sometimes makes me cum 3 times a day. I've cum a total of 51 times with Elizabeth. It's great.”

“Wow” the woman responds “That is great.” 

“Yeah it is great” he says. “She leaves lipstick on my dip stick. Sometimes it's annoying because it gets on the sheets. Have you ever used sex toys? Vibrators and dildos. Those are fun.”

“Oh yeah those would be fun.” the woman responds.

“Have you started swallowing yet?” he asks the woman. 

She just giggles. 

He says “Not even for Mike??” 

She continues to giggle. He asks her if she wants to see a video of him getting his dick sucked. She says "No."

He says "No,  I won't send it to you, I’ll just show you in person."

She laughs and says “Maybe another time.”  

They talk about beef ribs at 7 bucks a pound. 

And some lady named Susan’s mother coming to stay with her. 

And if the other would like to try their drink. 

And back when you had 35mm film.

He still has a 35mm camera. 

She asks if he wants to walk to the store. 

He does.

So they do. 

Now I'm sitting by myself thinking about how weird this world is.